comprehensive list of every sound ever
if u want a sound, i got it. from the call of a beluga whale submerged in liquid amino acid at 35 degrees kelvin, to the noise a kettle makes when you boil three worms in ice, i have all the sounds you want. even sounds nobody has ever heard, but i can’t detail my sources.
sadly i have to give it up bcause i ran out of room in the pocket universe i was renting to store it, now the lease is void.
u can either pick and choose the sounds u want and pay per entry (price negotiable depending on how many u want) or i’ll give u the whole database (mongodb) for a flat rate.
all offers considered but i prefer to deal in mantocreds.
for extra, u get my private collection of FORBIDDEN SOUND i swiped from the magistrate of audica…if ur her, my price is double. nobody should have that much power. with such hits as “chalkboard bermuda”, “forcing a wet sponge into a jar of primordial sludge” and “white noise 10 multi-age edition for sleeping baby and god”, u do not want to miss out on them. I will ONLY accept mantocreds for this.
NO LESSER SOULS! IF U ARE TRANSACTING IN SOULS I WILL ONLY TAKE WAVE-GREEN OR ABOVE!
contact me at [OCCLUDED]
