You have enemies. I have more. We have a shared problem: too many enemies. Death is so brutal. Death is so easy. And finally: too abrupt. You could change them. We could change all of them. My solution: turn them into sheep. The woolly ones. The ones that bleat. Yes, observe: they are fully aware.
Looking for a skilled medium, well attuned and experienced when it comes to mischievous spirits. A number of such beings have infested my father’s store, and have made it more than a little difficult for him to go about his daily business. I’d attempt to commune with them myself, but I was not designated for
WANTED: One man/woman/UNDESIGNATED knowledgeable in the occult and skilled in curses, curse breaking, and curse sealing. More details below. Within these past few instances, it has been discovered that DESIGNATED RELIC H-44S, or more casually designated as “SATAN’S WALKING STICK” is far more than our specialists can handle. This is due to the recent resignation
