GREETINGS! I AM DESIGNATED HUNTER B3-6N-02P, SON OF RENOWNED MONSTER HUNTER Y6-0I-01P. THOUGH OLD AND OBSOLETE TO ME, HIS ALL-PURPOSE MONSTER TRAP MAY BE A GOOD FIT FOR ASPIRING AND AMATEUR MONSTER HUNTERS. IT HAS BEEN MAINTAINED EXCELLENTLY OVER THE YEARS, AND FUNCTIONS JUST AS WELL AS IT DID TWO CENTURIES AGO. IT IS CAPABLE
Basically, my ex-husband worked in the machine washer business, and after our divorce he gave me a pocket dimension as alimony. Thing is, I think he’s pulled a prank on me and built a portal into the design of the washing machine that sucks up socks and drops them in the pocket dimension. Willing to
I recently acquired this country in a yard sale for $50, but it’s not functioning as expected so I’m hoping someone who knows how nations work can take it off my hands and fix it up. The inhabitants are easily subdued, they’re only humans so they’re not too much of an issue. There’s a few
Limited edition Elder God Chariot from the Matchbox Eternal series, pre-universe. You may not ever find something else like it, since as far as I know, all the other pre-universe ones have been recalled by Matchbox for anomalous effects. Statement from the company: “We did not make these. They don’t even exist and they never
Gently used portal to the Void. Recently constructed by the Necro Society, used as a demon transport every solar eclipse. Has only been used a few times for religious sacrifices, forbidden knowledge, and arcane rituals. Kit is included as well as an instructional DVD that covers basic maintenance. The portal is a 20 feet deep
I’ve recently come into possession of a three-eyed chick, which I’m pretty sure was put in my garden as a prank from the Martians. Anyway, it CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP can take control of my mind for a few seconds at a time, but it doesn’t CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP know English, so it kind of just
You can have it for 25 credits in any interdimensional currency, demonic favors preferred (will throw in a ream of paper). It’s fairly functional and accurate but as the ad says, it’ll only answer questions in haiku-form. Here are some questions I asked it, for instance: Q: When and how will I die? A: 2024–
Dominant race broke my world, that’s the long and short of it. I’ve lost my deposit on it and insurance won’t cover me so my only option is to sell it for as much as I can get, you get what you see with this one. I’m not even sure how they did it, I
For clarification, there is something in my house calling me ‘father’, but I don’t have a son. The eyes are deep black with no white, anywhere — and he sounds like three people at once. It took me three days upon his arrival to realise I don’t have a son, nor am I married to
I’m selling a trampoline that only double bounces. You heard me right. It also works if you’re the only person on it, you’ll just bounce really high and awkwardly each time, maybe fall off and break a leg. If there’s two people on it, you’ll both do it, with a much higher chance of falling
I’ve been wanting to start a lab for a while, but I just don’t have anything near me to start. I’m looking for someone with a simple alchemy lab. I only need the glassware, the ingredients I have. I can pay you with the gold I make with it, don’t worry about that. Greco-Roman Glassware
Some man-sized [REDACTED] came through my back door. He was awfully persuasive, and sold me a crown. If anyone would like to take it off my hands, it would be appreciated. He told me it extended your life by two minutes every time someone says “God Save the King/Queen!” (depending on if you’re male or
yeah this thing is cool. you can point and shoot it at things to move them without actually doing any work. would post pics but manipulated my phone into a potato. now I really do have a potato phone. email at [EXPUNGED] if you want to pick this thing up and we can arrange payment.
